i been thinking, i been thinking. i get pissed when that song gets in my head. i been thinking, i been thinking. why can’t i make it through a day without hearing it, i want to for real. yes i do.
i know i cannot be the only one who is super duper over the beyonce/jayz tmi anthem. right? you all are tired of it, too, right? it’s on all the time! it’s covered over and over and it’s working my last nerve.
it’s one thing to hear an explicit song and have no idea who the artist is singing to, but it’s quite another to see you act out on stage the song with the object of your affection. it feels quite voyeuristic and a total tmi! i never wanted to know that about you and know i can’t unlearn it. why oh why did you do that to me? i dislike you forever!
the worst part is everyone going on and on about how watermellon and surfboards are their new favorite things. really? i just want to make it through a week without hearing that song. is that too much to ask?